no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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