I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
