I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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