This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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