I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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