I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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