i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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