Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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