So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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