I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts