somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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