why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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