2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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