I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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