that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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