Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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