idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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