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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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