If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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