sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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