when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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