no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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