I want to walk on stilts...naked
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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