having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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