Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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