listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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