ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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