I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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