You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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