I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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