I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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