I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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