Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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