he wants to bone in the snuggie
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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