she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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