I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
that's an acceptable place to lick
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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