i don't like sucking hair
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You're a waste of cheezeits
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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