drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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