Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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