So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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