My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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