Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
one might say we're banned from that church
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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