it hurts more in the daytime
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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