I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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