so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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