Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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