remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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