this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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