There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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