If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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