just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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