I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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