Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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