Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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